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Would Jesus have %100 Best Answer if he where on Yahoo! Answers?

What kind of questions would he ask?
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No he wouldn't have 100% best answers, he probably wouldn't have many at all. He wasn't well liked in his day by a lot of people.

As to what questions he would ask, I think he'd ask questions to make people think, to open up their eyes and look around them and to make people realize that we're all here together, like it or not, so we might as well do the best we can.
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  • Central N.Y. Guy by Central N.Y. Guy
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    No... I don't believe he would have many giving him best answer and would get many thumbs down with all the atheist here... As for the questions he would ask... Many of them would get deleted for offending the religious folk...Just has he offended them back in his day when they crucified him..Hope that helped...God bless you !

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    The Bible / 38 yrs. life experience
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  • Porch by Porch
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    No. Somebody would disagree or think his answers were too perfect.
    And he'd ask about our lives as sinners, and what sex is like, and stuff like that. Just 'cause he'd be curious. But, really he'd do that just to make his dad think he never did Mary Magdalene. You know....
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  • dewcoons by dewcoons
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    As his answers were not always popular or accepted when he was speaking them in the 1st century, I doubt that they would be any more popular today. They would always be the correct answers, of course. But would probably not get voted as the Best Answer.
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  • arikinder by arikinde...
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    I think he would mostly like have 0% best answers because people don't want to hear the truth. They just want someone to tell them that its ok for them to stay just as they are.

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  • Mr.K by Mr.K
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    Yes 100% best answers, and he wouldn't ask questions. He would also have answered and infinite ammount of questions.
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  • Free Thinker  A.R.T.    ††† by Free Thinker A.R.T. †††
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    All of His questions would be

    WWID?

    If you get it, you get it. If you don't, you don't.
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  • amemahoney by amemahon...
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    No, people would still thumbs-down Him and find a way to criticize Him.

    "WWID?" That's awesome. You deserve Best Answer. :)
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  • keri gee by keri gee
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    Jesus would likely piss people off and be suspended. Most Christians today would be offended by him, just like the religious folk of his day were offended.
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  • Gretchen by Gretchen
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    Only if he answered exactly one question and got the Best Answer for that question.

    Otherwise, I highly doubt that even Jesus could answer tons of questions and have Best Answers at 100%.
  • Wookie by Wookie
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    No because no matter how good or correct an answer may be, there are always those people who only want to hear from people like them.
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  • Graciela, RIRS by Graciela, RIRS
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    According to Mark 4:11 and 12, he would only speak in parables, so that people wouldn't be able to understand.
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  • AtheistsAreUs by Atheists...
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    NAh! People would still thumb him down when he bothered to answer. Probably especially christians, as they seem to think theyr are the only ones who "know" what/how people are supposed to be/do.
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  • ***** by *****
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    I strongly doubt it.
    considering his assumed day of birth, he could not have clue, what a PC is...and all related, to our millenium
  • Nick by Nick
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    No, because he is not perfect.

    He would ask why there is not enough love and peace in the world.
  • The Actual HolyMystic AM by The Actual HolyMystic AM
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    Nope.

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    some atheistic pastafarian infidel
  • bubbleue08 by bubbleue...
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    If jesus was on earth he would do something useful not answer questin about stupid things
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  • Jeliza-Rose by Jeliza-R...
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    No, the trolls would eat him alive. If there were any bits left, the Catholics would finish him off. He's so tasty, you see.

    j-r
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  • dave K by dave K
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    yes if all the questions he answered were about carpentry cause that's what he was just a Carpenter
  • magic50222 by magic502...
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    lol, no he wouldn't. Atheist hate him so much that they would debate him and sue him for being real.
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  • Realist by Realist
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    Why are you fooled by false corporations acting as my representatives
  • McB by McB
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    No, because not many people want to hear the truth.
  • King James by King James
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    No, I doubt he would even have a 1% best answer rate as most of us wouldn't like any of his answers.

    I honestly don't know what questions he would ask. But I bet they would make people think.
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  • Minetto by Minetto
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    Yes but not everyone would give him credit for it
  • PageyIsOne by PageyIsO...
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    Uh, if the christians backed him up.

    He'd probably ask, Have you read the manual?
    or Why are you headed for hell?
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  • a cat named goo CARMA™ by a cat named goo CARMA™
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    he would create 1000s of accounts just so he could give himself best answer all the time, and people would be like wow this guy knows everything, let's listen to what he says.(j.k.)
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  • Anne by Anne
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    No.
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  • ♥ PeachBlossom by ♥ PeachBlossom
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    no, people don't like to accept the truth.
    plus he can be confusing sometimes :(
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  • Mr. Owl, PhD by Mr. Owl, PhD
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    he would surely surpass judas rabbi within a day :p
    WWID...LMAO
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